At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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