My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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