I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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