THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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