return my video game
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
