i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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