She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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