She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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