Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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