make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Too much gin, very little bucket
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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