i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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