she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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