She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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