trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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