I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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