Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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