He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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