Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
That accounts for only three of the penises
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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