How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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