I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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