I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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