we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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