Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I think my moral compass just broke
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