idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
