what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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