why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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