I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Randomize
