Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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