and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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