not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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