yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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