I want to make a zoo with you.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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