real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just want to make out with him forever
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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