My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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