Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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