he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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