I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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