Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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