Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i out mim tonsoeep
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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