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i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.

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(708): i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection. http://tfl.nu/ljiq

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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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(678): I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ. http://tfl.nu/9pde

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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.

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(630): my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone. http://tfl.nu/0m3h

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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on

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(970): And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on http://tfl.nu/lu1l

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(209): View more from California

what is college for if not random hookup sex?

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learning.

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i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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(209): what is college for if not random hookup sex? (951): learning. (209): i would literally fuck learning if i could. http://tfl.nu/3rtk

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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?

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(703): Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck? http://tfl.nu/yx1h

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays

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(615): I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays http://tfl.nu/4zqy

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(601): View more from Mississippi

It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.

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(601): It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed. http://tfl.nu/yhbt

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(386): View more from Florida

being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.

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(386): being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop. http://tfl.nu/b39q

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(651): View more from Minnesota

No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.

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She still started it.

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(651): No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister. (1-651): She still started it. http://tfl.nu/h5sx

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.

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(203): I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest. http://tfl.nu/16wx

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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.

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(479): I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again. http://tfl.nu/mmc2

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(801): View more from Utah

Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

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(801): Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college http://tfl.nu/xwrm

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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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(774): Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless http://tfl.nu/p1o5

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

What is your life?

(315): View more from New York

A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.

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(781): What is your life? (315): A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions. http://tfl.nu/196i

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