$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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