Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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