Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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