Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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