How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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