I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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