I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
we're so committed to being not committed
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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