fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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