never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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