you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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