you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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