ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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