how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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